Hammerless England drift aimlessly to another defeat to Germany

A makeshift young German side easily overcame an England team that was without any West Ham players tonight at Wembley. 

"Three irons in the shirt..."

Hansi Hogslicer, long time German-person commented “ in times former the Englanders had much creativity and guile – but that was almost 50 years ago”.

 

                                                                   An Ecstatic Merkel

 

Meanwhile, the Hammers trio of Mark Noble, James Tomkins and Ravel Morrison were unavailable for comment about the latest Hodgson horror show.