Saturday 3 January 2015

Hammers Chairman Helps Carroll Deal with Domiciliary Crisis

As the fallout from the release of pictures of the horrific scenes from with Carroll castle continued, Hammers Chairman David Sullivan has stepped in to assist his under fire star striker.

Recognising that the combination of pink with Zebra wall pattern may be too extreme for many Observers,  Sully has found an ideal replacement for the gawdy pink settee.

This should go perfectly with Andy's wallpaper

Meanwhile, potential visitors to the abode have been preparing to blend with the pink theme that characterises the house. This has proven an easy transition for ace keeper Adrian and midfield star Alex Song

While Andy's stunt double, Russell Brand, has started in a more ginger fashion with stockings as an entry pink-ism.

But for Jussi Jaaskelainen the whole affair has provided the ideal opportunity to relive some of his glory days at Bolton Wanderers.

But nevertheless, concerns are growing that Andy's pink fetish could provoke a move to Premiership rivals Everton

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