As Hammers fans were gasping at the awesome interior decor of Andy Carroll's abode, which features an audacious combo of Zebra wallpaper with a fluorescent pink sofa-thing, it has emerged that Andy has not stopped at the interior decor with his no-expense-spared attitude.
In the garden, Andy has splashed out on a series of ten contemporary gnomes - one for each of the goals he has scored for West Ham since joining two and a half years ago on a mere £85k per week contract.
Meanwhile, Andy's injury-proneness mean that he must adhere to very careful dietary restrictions that require his food be prepared by a team of in-house footballing chefs.
But most importantly, with security at the fortress a major concern, he has employed the services of the Premiership's top defensive strategist on the gates to scare away any unwanted intruders to the estate.
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