After undoubtedly his most impressive performance in the Claret and Blue Ravel Morrison headed off to celebrate in the most robust terms…..
Just kidding, actually he celebrated last night’s stunning performance with an extra sip of Horlicks before heading off for an early night – totally pooped after his exertions earlier in the evening.
Big Sam dispensed with the usual bedtime story and instead just recounted the match events, all except the missed penalty which in fairytale land was actually scored by the Boa Morte method!
And NO tweeting either…
And no, Andy Carroll was not seen in a bear’s suit.