Thursday 8 August 2013

Julian Dicks cuts birthday celebrations short to respond to call up for crunch futuristic tie versus FC UlaanBaator

There was a fantastic turnout from the other superheroes at Julian Dick's 45th Birthday today. The 'Terminator' has now reached 45 Earth years but of course is really whatever age that is Dicktated by his time travel needs.

Word on the street is that he has been forced to cut short the celebrations and has transported to the year 2022 to help out the Hammers in a crunch Champions league match against FC Ulaanbaator - the new force of European football from Outer Mongolia who invested heavily in top stars after their oil discovery of 2015.

No matter how fancy their imported stars may be - they have no chance against the terminator, especially at home in the Olympic stadium!

Whenever you get a chance to take a break from Hammer's duties we all wish you a very happy birthday big man.

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