Saturday 20 June 2015

Hammers Sign Great Dane

Get Down, Andy!

Errr, actually he's a really good Norwegian and here he is pictured in our fantastic new kit!

His name is Martin Samuelsen and at 18 years of age he is the hottest young talent from Norway. He has been at the Moonies academy for the past 3 years and has now switched to West ham after the recent clear out of the development squad and academy.

We all hope that the transition rate from under age levels increases under Mr Bilic and, of course, wish Martin every success!


  1. If hes so good why did Citeh let him go?

  2. Probably because they just go out and spend 30m on an established name why bother with kids?

  3. I had a super Swede for dinner.
    Can i get lots of attention now?


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