Monday 4 August 2014

Morrissey Chides 'Rav the Chav' Morrison

It's common knowledge that ex-Smiths frontman, and all round national treasure, Stephen Patrick Morrissey is a huge West Ham fan and perhaps therefore little surprise that he has lashed out through the medium of music to issue some words of warning and wisdom to the Hammers own 'Sweet and tender hooligan' as he is accused of trying to put his 'girlfriend in a coma'.

As Rav emerged from Strangeways this evening, 'the boy with a thorn in his side' may well reflect that 'this night has opened my eyes' but all the same.....he must surely know 'that joke isnt funny anymore'.

Either way, after his apparent attempt at 'Southpaw Grammar', for Ravel right now, 'Earth is the loneliest planet'


  1. A quick blast of "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby" might let him know my thoughts about him.

  2. Manchester, so much to answer for...


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