Sunday 6 April 2014

Quenelle outrage marrs Liverpool clash as referee is intimidated by football fascists

 
We are just showing support for a French comedian, Honestly
Fears were expressed as to the integrity of the world wide web today as the internet almost imploded with the explosion of outrage and vitriol that followed Guy Demel's maiden goal for West Ham at Upton Park. In the worst outbreak of Whinitis in years, Liverpool fans vented their fury by blocking up the internet with self righteous outpourings that reminded us all how we have enjoyed their wilderness years. However, sadly for West Ham, the pressure proved too much for Referee Taylor who, as shown in this shot, was subjected to a barrage of fascist abuse from the whinging visitors, and ultimately succumbed to the pressure in awarding Pool a ridiculous second penalty that ultimately was enough to keep Liverpool's slim title chances alive.

UnbelievaBUBBLE!!!
In a carefully worded statement, Hammers press corpse revealed "We condemn all fascists, especially those with squeeky accents, as well as anybody who shows support for their unacceptable and distasteful rantings, especially match referees".

G-String: Nil pointes (btw - what is Glen Johnson so pleased about?)
In bad news for Liverpool fans, the only trophy that they are really likely to win this season was placed in serious jeopardy as Stevie G's celebration after his second penalty seriously dented his challenge with Nicolas Anelka for most dour player of the year. However, he is expected to make a late surge with miserable bonus points when Man City inevitably  pip Pool for the Premiership.
 

24 comments:

  1. very funny cockerney boy
    we still come away with the points

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    2. why didn't andy carroll get sent off - that challenge was much worse than the Chico Flores incident

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  2. Sour grapes... show more class... west ham got dominated and clear foul by andy on simon so get off ur high horse.

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    1. how can we get up on the horse when you whingers are still up there from the first half finale

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  3. Yes disgraceful behaviour by the scousers, considering they were made park the team bus one mile from the ground, and then found no heating in their dressing room, what a pathetic ploy by a team who will be relegated in a season or two, Sam Garryowen Allardice is the man to take you forward with 1980s hoof the ball to the donkey, WHU who once produced brilliant players are at a new low.

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    1. and dont forget to addthat the ball was too roundy and the grassto grassy...

      whingers even when you get a break

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  4. Never read such bitterness, West ham were awarded the goal that never shouldve stood, what more do you want? lets send off every Liverpool player that argued with the ref over that incident? would that made you happy enough? ffs grow up!

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    1. yes, let's send them all off - especially Flanagan.

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  5. Wow so much irony in this article. Complaining about Liverpool players complaining. Maybe I should complain about you complaining about Liverpool players complaining with no return. There I win.

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  6. Are Pool fans the most tediously earnest in the Premiership?

    Lighten up - it was an exciting encounter where you got a crucial break that kept you in line for the Premiership....gift horse and all that?

    Oh, and try enjoying it, yuo've certainly wait long enough to even be in the running again....

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  7. Couldn't believe the bitterness shown by Andy Carroll against Liverpool. He really must hate us! Mind you he is only following the usual "give them violence lads!" from Allardyce. Patheetic!

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  8. Hopefully this is written by a 10 year old. If not this guy has serious issues.

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    1. They only attend school until 9 years of age in Liverpool

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  9. You really seem hurt that Carroll would try and play against you

    i never realised how much you lot yearn to be liked!

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  10. you support west ham and call others facist? pot kettle black? and no, that isnt a racist comment.

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  11. Ooooh - bordering on controversial!!!

    But ultimately drab.

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  12. Nevermind Westham. No hard feelings I tell you what this summer why dont you buy Aspas from us, he can add to your collection of sub-par liverpool players who prop up your 1st 11

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  13. haha no points for the hammers, deal with it

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  14. Nothing worse than pathetic sour grapes. If you enjoyed our wilderness years you certainty won't enjoy the next 20 years of Rodgers domination. We play beautiful football, WH kick the ball into the air LOL

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  15. Like a lot of Hammers fans i was hoping Liverpool would topple the mancunian money men but i had forgotten how charmless you lot are.

    Up Citeh!

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  16. do not make a problem you have great fans i remember from cup final yoyu sound more like a tootenham fan than a a hammer
    good luck for rest of season and leave the bitterness to chelsea arsenal and tottenhami

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