Quenelle outrage marrs Liverpool clash as referee is intimidated by football fascists

 

We are just showing support for a French comedian, Honestly

Fears were expressed as to the integrity of the world wide web today as the internet almost imploded with the explosion of outrage and vitriol that followed Guy Demel's maiden goal for West Ham at Upton Park. In the worst outbreak of Whinitis in years, Liverpool fans vented their fury by blocking up the internet with self righteous outpourings that reminded us all how we have enjoyed their wilderness years. However, sadly for West Ham, the pressure proved too much for Referee Taylor who, as shown in this shot, was subjected to a barrage of fascist abuse from the whinging visitors, and ultimately succumbed to the pressure in awarding Pool a ridiculous second penalty that ultimately was enough to keep Liverpool's slim title chances alive.

UnbelievaBUBBLE!!!

In a carefully worded statement, Hammers press corpse revealed "We condemn all fascists, especially those with squeeky accents, as well as anybody who shows support for their unacceptable and distasteful rantings, especially match referees".

G-String: Nil pointes (btw - what is Glen Johnson so pleased about?)

In bad news for Liverpool fans, the only trophy that they are really likely to win this season was placed in serious jeopardy as Stevie G's celebration after his second penalty seriously dented his challenge with Nicolas Anelka for most dour player of the year. However, he is expected to make a late surge with miserable bonus points when Man City inevitably  pip Pool for the Premiership.