Tuesday 15 October 2013

Barca ready to swoop for Ravel!!!

Actually NO, there is no evidence to suggest that Barca are currently interested in the youngster but given the level of publicity since his ‘wonder’ goal versus Tottenham anything seems possible.

The past week has seen observers exposed to all sorts of Raveldo trickery from mesmerising no less than six San Marino defenders at U21 level to a dazzling goal in training where he seems to defy the laws of gravity with a ‘weird’ chip of the keeper and now to the sensational double strike versus Lithuania U21s which included another Georgie Best-style defence garrotting run and cool finish past the hapless keeper.  
Raveldo is  certainly on fire!

We may as well get used to the bogus headlines as the media seem to have found the latest starlet to fuel the rumour mill when things go quiet!
From what we have been told about his past, this stands to provide a big test of Big Sam’s man management skills.

in other news, the management team at the Nou Camp have decided not to sign ace-blogger come right-sided midfielder Davaldo despite his recent visit to the ground as pictured above. Sadly for Davaldo, the visit ended in tears as his refusal to exit the ground without a 'proper' trial met with excessive and unneccessary violence from the security staff.
In revenge (and after he has recovered from a nasty elbow strain sustained during the 'trial') he is currently considering making himself available for Barca's main rivals at Real Madrid where it is rumoured (by himself) that he could form a useful partnership with Gareth Bale.
We will keep you abreast etc etc...

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