Babyfaced assassin ready to become Hammers new hitman

 

With all the talk about cover for the crocked Andy Carroll, and panic purchasing of out of work strikers, the Hammers seem to have overlooked the obvious solution to their troubles. With a tradition that is steeped in youth development and the much fabled ‘academy’ it seems a pretty obvious place to start looking for new blood when an opening arises yet strangely, the Hammers management team seem to be totally unaware of the frighteningly prolific talent that is sitting under their eyes in young Elliot Lee. The teenage starlet has found himself unable to stop scoring for the development squad this year with an average of a goal a game including another brace last night. The babyfaced assassin, with the slicked back hairstyle preferred by mob hitmen of the American 50s, is surely ready to step it up soon and join those other Hammers with excessively neat hairstyles – Dan Potts and Kevin Nolan.