WaaaatafrghhHHHHHHHH?#????! He's gone and bloody done it again. SuperSlav has beaten Everton at Goodison.
Even better, if twitter is anything to go by, he's also started a civil war in the Toffees camp as fans expressed their considerable annoyance at losing from a remarkably strong winning position.
As Lukaku stepped up to kill off the game with a penalty and already two up with 21 minutes remaining, it looked like another Everton disappointment.
No. Adrian saves.
No, Antonio scores a super header with just 11 minutes left. It's 1-2. Game on again.
No, Sakho scores an equally fantastic header with 9 minutes left. It's 2-2...we could snatch this????
Nooooooooooooo, Dimitri Payet, the unfortunate victim of what Martinez labelled a 'fair' challenge from James McCarthy earlier in the season, pops up to slot home a super Diafra Sakho back heel.......It's 3-2.
Yes, a Hammers victory at Goodison.
Let's dedicate this super victory to all the Hammers players who have been 'unlucky' to lose over the years at our hoodoo ground - but perhaps especially for emergency goalkeeper extraordinaire, Mr Julian Dicks!
Slav - Big Sam followed by Spurs at home and then Everton away, all in a single week - anything,
is now possible!!!
But spare a thought for those disappointed Everton fans..........just kidding, your luck had to run out sometime.