Ever since the failed career of ‘squiggle – the artist
formerly known as Prince’, astute observers have been wary of foolish name
changes. While most footie fans smirk at the ridiculous monikers of American
football franchises (with Dolphins, Bears, Buffaloes, etc) the emergence of the
Hull City Pussycats has fans looking over their shoulders as they look to
futures likely to be characterised by more and more intrusion from foreign
investers who simply don’t appreciate that the Southampton Sharks and the Stoke
City Porcupines are just nafftastically NOT
on.
Down at West Ham United FC all manner of modernisation is
taking place as Messers Sully and Gold seek to liven up the brand that has
endured since the swinging sixties. The Allardyce factor is undoubtedly an
element that will contribute to the choice of beast that West Ham might be
linked to – and right now with our sizeable squad with it’s potential for
physicality would be best likened to that supersized creature the Hippopotamus,
with the West Ham Hippos or the London Olympic
Porpoises (LOPS) the most likely animalistic label we prepare ourselves
for.
This may sound pretty awful for most Hammers fans BUT spare
a thought for the Liverpool Leopards, the Swansea Cheetahs, the Fulham Fishfingers and the Brighton
Beavers.
Ahmmm.
You are a total waste of space stop writing these stupid articles
ReplyDeletewe are being prepared for a takeover after which anything will be possible - name changes, silly kits, erasure of our traditional identity. We need to be vigilant and make our voice heard.
DeleteNo.
DeleteEr, technically speaking (you may befamiliar with this notion) the internet is not actually 'space' and therefore cannot be wasted, as you suggest. If you are unable to even get such basic conceptual matters resolved within your cranium then please refrain from offering an opinion as to our magnificent site.
DeleteI hope that this clarifies our position on the matter.
Good luck for the remainder of your life - you are going to need it!
I agree, embarrassingly shite.
ReplyDeleteLoosen up mate - it's the silly season and there's nought going on. Why not try a relaxing trip to the seaside?
DeleteTwat
ReplyDeletego kill your self
ReplyDeleteany suggestions as to the most efficient method? maybe take out a few pointless fuckers like you as well
DeleteSilly kits, best away kit for years!
ReplyDeleteare we to See
ReplyDeleteTottenham Taters or Tottenham Turds
More likely to go with a bird name - Tottenham Tits?
Deleteor maybe the Cuckoos as they just steal players from others rather than build their own nest.
Please support a different football club, you're an embarrassment
ReplyDeletesooo harsh - do you feel afraid when you look in the mirror? so much anger....
DeleteSeems like I'm not the only one that thinks this site is a fucking embarrasment
ReplyDeleteYou are just trying to get our attention arent you, pretty boy?
ReplyDelete