Monday 2 June 2014

Hammers Stunner with Fabulous Signing

In breaking news this evening it has emerged that West Ham's major signing for the Summer is the simply fantastic Cesc Fabulous. The signing is almost as audacious as the Tevez arrival, with some sources suggesting that it may indeed be 'fabulous' in the 'having no basis in reality' sense, but experts have confirmed that the shot is genuine because the subject is missing a digit on his left hand - just like the real Cesc Fabulous who lost the digit in a game of  penknife dare just like Teddy in Hangover 2.

Totally true - Alan Says so...

The only question now is where BFS will play Fabulous given that his midfield is already overstocked with creative playmakers?  

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