Even as Hammers fans relxed to watch the spectacle of the Brazil vs
Chile World cup second round encounter, shock revelations were emerging that
Chelsea are plotting their latest raid upon the West Ham ranks. The
unfashionable but vulgarly-rich West London club are said to have tapped up
young Ravel Morrison by giving him a free Chelsea training top!!!
It seems the allure of South American footie may have overcome the pensioners and as Morrison is currently the most-South American-like English footballer, he represents the perfect signing to appease the avaricious Chelsea fan base.
It seems the allure of South American footie may have overcome the pensioners and as Morrison is currently the most-South American-like English footballer, he represents the perfect signing to appease the avaricious Chelsea fan base.
Howeve, the top is in fact not a Chelsea garment as it has a red-blue
stripe combo at the bottom of the sleeves that differs from the pure blue of
the Chelski merchandise. After extensive research it has been identified by our top Kit analysis
team as a Costa Rican training jersey – simply revealing Ravel’s leanings for the
current world cup.
A dummy in a Chelsea Kit |
Meanwhile, it has also been revealed that Hammers netminder
Adrian has been practising in a Leeds kit – thus ensuring he gets lots of
shot-stopping practice, while instead of going to France on holidays, Mark
Noble has opted to dress down in some Noocassel training gear - or according to other speculation has finally got fed up waiting for an England call and opted for Germany. In other news, it appears
that some Hammers may have been moonlighting for Turkish side Trazbonspor!
Meanwhile in Brazil, Ex-Hammer Javier Margas, also an
international hair-styling consultant, has damned Dani Alves ‘effort’ by
labelling it "El caniche que está
muerta" (que murió después
de que ha estado funcionando en
el barro) – which loosely translates as ‘the dead poodle who died
after rolling in some mud’!
While such name calling is hardly to be
encouraged, perhaps on this occasion young Alves might benefit from considering
the ‘advice’ as his hair cut really sucks! Luckily, on field for Chile is Vidal (Sassoon) who might be able to do a quick patch up for him before the penalty shoot out!Dear me - the poodle was white originally |
Too right - just cos aplayer wears re doesn' mean he's moving to Man Utd - the Ince affair was totally overhyped.
ReplyDeleteMorrison will soon be our first choice attacking midfielder cos Nolan's past it.
Maybe its a Carlisle united top?
ReplyDeleteOr PSG
DeleteHe does look a bit of a tool in it though....
ReplyDeletehe looks like a twat
ReplyDeleteAgree.aright twat
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