|An artists impression of how Di Canio might look in his new management role|
|Paolo demostrates one of the new dance 'moves'|
Paolo has been out of work since departing Slumberland AFC early last season and will welcome the chance to get back into coaching. However, some observers have suggested that his previous experiences at Slumberland suggest that he may struggle to cope with the interpersonal tensions that can arise in the highly charged atmosphere of the team dressing room - especuially as he will have to ask permission to enter.
|And another - they do this one with mirrors, apparently!|
|And, of course, the dance move finale|
Moreover, early signs are that Big Sam is already exploring bringing more rhythm to his Hammers first team.
|Torvill and Dean - eat your hearts out!|
ADDENDUM: In breaking news, it has energed that Di Canio, in his own pioneering style, wants to revamp the Hammerettes by addressing the longstanding gender imbalance by bringing in some top former Hammers stars to join the much loved dance troupe! Messers Sullivan and Gold are ready to put out a call for interested and interesting parties - we at VERYWESTHAM welcome suggestions