As if things aren’t bad enough, the latest rumour from the Boleyn is that West ham may have to face their crunch tie with Hull
City tomorrow without the services of key players. James Tomkins has
suffered a really really bad case of hurt feelings after Dwayne Wooneys
outrageous push before the audacious, albeit illegal, goal from the
Manchester United striker. Even worse, goalkeeper Adrian has a
terrible case of wounded pride having been caught out by the stylishly striking
phenomenon.
Big Sam may also have to sit this one out as he is thought
to have torn a muscle in his voice after a period of sustained whinging after
the match, which many neutral observers thought that Man United probably
deserved to win – mainly because they were the only side who created any
scoring chances of note.
Meanwhile, Kevin Nolan has been struggling all week with an acute bout of annoyeditis, which when combined with a scouse accent makes for a particularly debilitating affliction.
Meanwhile, Kevin Nolan has been struggling all week with an acute bout of annoyeditis, which when combined with a scouse accent makes for a particularly debilitating affliction.
On the up side, defensive attacking sensation Guy
(pronounced ‘Gei’) Demel has been spotted practising his long awaited goal
celebration in preparation for the big match. There has been endless
speculation amongst Hammers fans as to the nature of the celebration and all we
can reveal at VERYWESTHAM is that it is pretty theatrical with more than a dash
of Gallic flair!
Either way, we are in for a night of much tension and lots of excitement!
COYI!!!
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