Having successfully gotten Tom Cleverley off the Engerland
team, fans behind the ‘tell Hodgson what to do’ campaign have turned their
attentions to the problems in defence and have launched a new campaign to have
Guy Demel installed at right back.
Three Irons in the shirt |
Although some observers have pointed out that the
swashbuckling Hammers hero may not actually qualify for the English National
side, but experts have reassured Hodgson and his knowledgeable selection team that
the Cote D’Ivoire is in fact a small hamlet beside Ashby de la Zouch in
Leicestershire.
In other news, age action UK have hailed the
continued selection of Stevie G as a massive breakthrough in the fight against
ageism. The experienced former
midfielder even managed to last a full ninety minutes of action – principally
through the canny conservation of energy by walking for much of the second
half. The likeable Liverpuddlian even agreed not to bother young
Kasper Schmeichel with a single shot in anger out of respect for his father
Peter, against whom Gee had many tussles during his heyday back in the late nineties / early noughties.
Mark Noble, who leads the premiership statistics on combined
tackles and passes completed, will be heartened to learn that he, just like
Gerrard and Frank Lamplard, he could still be selected up to his late thirties.
As such, the youthful Hammer has at least another decade during which he may
get a call up to the squad - and perhaps may even get a short run out as a late
substitute in games where the result is already decided!
Meanwhile, Cleverley, who is the younger brother of Denis
Wise, will undoubtedly point the England management ‘team’ to the words of his Brazilian cousin for
advice…
The mob are morons...so what if Cleverley is only average.....does that really single him out from most of our international squad of the past decade?
ReplyDeleteYeah - and Linda can play Left back instead of Cashley Cole.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Winston 'Churchill' reid from?
Widiculous....Woy is weally doing his bestest
ReplyDeleteNoble needs to be more adventurous - if he wasnt covering for Nolan he could get forward more and maybe then Hodgson would notice?
ReplyDeleteEngland need a decent link midfielder....Hodgson should be clued in enough to recognise quality like Noble without unneccessary runs up field
DeleteAV er Age...thats Noble
DeleteSo Noble he leads the Prem stats table and is average eh ????
DeleteDon't comment on things you clearly no nothing about. The boy has been superb all season, even fair minded neutrals will tell you that.
Stevie G is ready for the pension
ReplyDeleteobladi oblada life goes on
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life goes on.
Shaddap you whingers
I'm hoping the cheer this caused will keep me going through the game tonite after we get beaten again!
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ReplyDeleteand Llallana was brill.
'Nobes' is not up to it.
Until there are three Irons in the team England will never prosper.
ReplyDeleteTomkins, Noble and Carroll and maybe Downing as a sub?
and Morrison
DeleteTrue classsssssss
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ReplyDeleteHodgson is clueless
It's Steve Maclown all ovr again
BBBBbbazinga!!!
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