Sunday 28 December 2014

Rotten: Arsenal are Pretty Vacant in Midfield

As an injury-hit Arsenal squad prepare for their Premiership clash with the mighty Hammers today, their chief celebrity supporter - John Lydon of Sex Pistols and PIL fame, has lashed out at Arsene Wengers parsimonious policies in terms of squad development.

As it was revealed that both Cesc Fabulous and Alex Song wanted to return to the Emirates but were deemed unsuitable for the current Gooners squad! Lydon relaunched his autobiography with a few updated chapters about how the misery of being an Arsenal fan drove his vitriolic stage persona. A devastated Rotten whined that he could see little or no future for the Gooners under Wenger.

With the additional pressure of trying to maintain their remarkable record of ten wins and two draws against West Ham in their last 12 meetings, Oh how the Arsenal manager must be regretting the decisions to overlook his former stars as the Arsenal midfield has stuttered along all season while the poorly protected defence has been utter anarchy.

Meanwhile, over at the Boleyn it's all fun and frolics as with European football looking more and more likely during 2015, the Hammers are preparing for some holidays in the Sun!

We are predicting a 3-2 Crimbo stonker as the Hammers put one over on their uppedy neighbours!

1 comment:

  1. European football- have they brought the inter toto back? Now there was a competition- or what about the fair play cup?

    I love seeing the hope being crushed in jan and feb mud.


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