Wednesday 24 December 2014

Hammers Benefit From Deranged Decision

Yippee!!! In news that confirms that the Cameroon national team manager does not watch Premiershop football, Alex Song has been left out the squad for the forthcoming African Nations Cup.

Although disappointing for Song, Hammers fans will be jubilant as the midfielder has been in sensational form for the swashbuckling East Londoners.

In other news ahead of their Chelsea clash on Boxing day, Mark Noble is ready to return but Kevin Nolan looks likely to miss the trip. Eddie Izzard is rumoured to be unavailable for the pretentious West Londoners.


1 comment:

  1. as I lie in my bath waxing my back my thoughts turn to all the lonely ammers bunnies all over the world - oooh ah jus want ta giv yes all a big hug. And I was blowing bubbles in the bath- an Im not talkin about Michael Jacksons chimp neither!!! merry Christmas one and all!!! Up the pink pound!!!


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