Wednesday 29 January 2014

The Spiteful One threatens to turn Bob on Sam's Heroes!

In his latest manbagging outburst, Jose Moaningyo AKA "The Spiteful One" lashed out at West Ham's superb defensive display at tonight's 0-0 draw at Stamford Bridge as Football from the 19th Century! Moreover, as the below average statured person continued to lose his composure, the nastily narcissistic Chelski Boss tried to distract from his uber-expensive sides inability to deal with resolute defending and threatened to turn all Bob the Builder on the Hammers by taking a Black and Decker Drill to them!

For Hammer's fans the whole episode proved to be a source of great amusement as Chelski huffed and puffed without adequate craft to break down the Bubbles back line and even when they did, the omnipresent Adrian simply refused entry in what was his finest display for the Hammers to date.  

Considerably more-manly Hammers boss Sam Allardyce refused to be dragged into the ill-spirited namecalling and merely smiled at the Portuguese's frustration and said he'd be back to fix things on Tuesday week, probably.


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