West Ham have been truly rocked by the disappointing news that their offensive talisman Marko Arnautovic wants to leave the club in search of Chinese trophies.
Happily, the astute Hammers board have been quick to respond and are rumoured to be lining up bids for a variety of top strikers across Europe.
However, perhaps the best replacement can be found in the Americas, and after careful player profiling it seems that they have identified their man!
A single-minded ruthless poacher who is abrasive and can lead from the front!
He would also make the perfect playing partner for Hammers Mexican hitman, Javier Hernandez!