There's hardly much to say about yesterday's defeat at Bournemouth - after the ecstacy of beating the Gooners we were (typically) back down to earth with an underpar performance. It's hard to see the logic in the sequence where we beat Arsenal, then lose to Bournemouth while Arsenal go on to beat Chelsea!
In all honesty, Bournemouth were flattered by the scoreline as Big Andy should've put the Hammers ahead but managed an unbelievable miss from a yard out. Callum Wilson underlined his potential value to West Ham, even just to stop him scoring against us!
Meanwhile the Arnie saga went to another level with his absence and rumours of a Payet-style refusal to play. Maxi Gomes would be an interesting replacement, certainly a goalscorer, but do not underestimate the value of Arnautovic's physicality in the Premiership.
In summary, (dis) order has been restored m'ludd! We give you Julien's Faux Pas #10.