Sunday 26 October 2014

Sakho Deemed fit to continue scoring run

In the aftermath of yesterday's annihilation of tragic Man City, Hammers fans' celebrations were dampened by the news that ace striker, and scorer of the winning goal, Diafra Sakho had picked up a nasty shoulder injury.

With reports suggesting that he had been 'rushed' to hospital, in fact it has emerged today that his hospitalisation will not prevent him from continuing his goalscoring spree. Professor Angus Ramsbottom, consultant in football-related sorcery at Basildon University Hospital revealed that the indefatiguable Senegalese hit man plans to continue thumping in goals even from the comfort of a hospital bed.

In other reports, Paddy Poormaker bookmakers have installed Sakho as the 1-2 favourite to score first in today's big match between Chelsea and Man United, even though Sakho won't be playing in the game! Sakho's status as the seventh son of a seventh son who has scored seven goals in seven appearances brings with it the unusual capacity to score in any game at any time he so pleases!

Either way, VERYWESTHAM wish Diafra a speedy recovery.


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