1. Disallow the goal. You'll never get out of the ground alive if you let it stand. In either case, Nolan has been whinging and whining all afternoon and you are right fed up with him. It's a case of two-birds with one stone!
2. Do nothing - he's Sir Alex for God's sake!
Oops, that should be He's God, for Sir Alex's sake.
3. QPR are pitiful and Green is a liability - they need a break. Besides, the modern footie pitch is no place for random acts of kindness. Disallow the goal - it's only West Ham after all!