Sunday 5 October 2014

You Are The Ref: West Ham Style!


1. Disallow the goal. You'll never get out of the ground alive if you let it stand. In either case, Nolan has been whinging and whining all afternoon and you are right fed up with him. It's a case of two-birds with one stone!

2. Do nothing - he's Sir Alex for God's sake!

Oops, that should be He's God, for Sir Alex's sake.

3. QPR are pitiful and Green is a liability - they need a break. Besides, the modern footie pitch is no place for random acts of kindness. Disallow the goal - it's only West Ham after all!


  1. hate to admit it, but the ref got it spot on in disallowing valencia's goal

    Law 13 - free kicks
    Position of free kick
    Free kick inside the penalty area

    Direct or indirect free kick to the defending team:

    all opponents must be at least 9.15 m (10 yds) from the ball
    all opponents must remain outside the penalty area until the ball is in play
    the ball is in play when it is kicked directly out of the penalty area

  2. Actually, you are correct. But the deliciousness of indignant victimhood is truly irresistible.

    Nolan's goal was onside, however!

    Also, what was Green up to?

  3. Do you have a position on nipple twisting offences?


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