Saturday 25 June 2016

Heartbreak for France at Euros


The Euros were sent into disarray this evening as Norn Iron were defeated by Gareth Bale leaving the women of France heartbroken at the departure of Kyle 'Sexy Beast' Lafferty from the tournament.

Lafferty is an international dandy man of much regard having been sent home from Palermo and described by their chairman Maurizo Zamparini as an out of control womaniser and 'an Irishman without rules!'

While Lafferty's exit leaves the women of France distraught, the Repuberlic O' Ireland plan to also break the hearts of the men of France by ejecting their soccer team from the tournament tomorrow afternoon.


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