Wednesday, 30 December 2015

Carroll undecided about future plans


He's had his Pink Floyd stage, posing as a Dave Gilmour lookalike, then been through a Jesus fascination and even been the victim of a Russell Brand Bromance, but Hammers Head Hair Honcho Andy Carroll has gone full Star Wars with his new hairstyle!


After a recent phase posing as Chewbacca, the lofty striker has reverted to the Jar Jar Binks style that he first favoured whilst enjoying his most prolific goalscoring period at Newcastle.

It seems Andy can't quite decide between his favourite Star Wars heroes, unlike his footballing preferences where rumours of a return to Newcastle have been scotched by the Hammers chairman, while a return to the Evil Empire at Anfield is totally out of the question!

Although Andy may be receiving no end of slating for his new hairstyle, Hammers fans wont be too worried as long as he stays fit and starts slotting a few more vital goals in our push for a European slot to christen our debut season at the Olympic stadium.

May the force be with you big man, whoever you choose to look like!!!

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