West Ham to swoop for N'Zogbia

As rumours persist that West Ham's stylish midfielder Alex Song will depart the Boleyn at the end of this season, it's clear that his exit would create a massive hole in the squad that will require major investment to fill.

Song, known for his scintillating on field play for the early part of his time at West Ham, has dealt with his slump in form by diversifying into comedic dress. One name that has emerged as a front runner that would surely keep the fans happy (and amused) is Aston Villa's Charles N'Zogbia who has consistently topped the Premiership ridicularse fashion ratings this season.
 

However, with the return to action of Andy Carroll, next season's squad may have just enough cover in the fashionista department.