|He's virtually unmarkable!|
All the evidence points towards West Ham finally capturing the big money striker we have been promised. Various reports, including a David Gold tweet and a Slaven Bilic Daily Mail piece, suggest that the 29 year old Colombian ace is on his way in a 30 million move from AC Milan.
With rumours of a 140k per week salary, the Hammers will be expecting that he maintain his impressive strike rate in the top flight which, at 54% suggests that he may be that elusive 20+ goal per season hitman to lead Bilic's troops into Europe.
It seems equally likely that he will be nicknamed after everybody's favourite Star Wars character as he chews his way through Premiership defences!