|Please ground, swallow us whole...NOW!!!|
Deano's sensational strike in the Mark Noble testimonial earlier this year served to remind Hammers fans just how much we missed out on when the striking ace sustained what turned out to be a career-ending injury whilst on international duty.
|Fcuk, we got off lightly missing that crapshoot!|
As the speculation grows regarding Wicked Woy's successor, maybe Slaven should slap a ban on his players being exposed to the trauma of team-England!
|Wise one he is, Mr Julian|
As for the new manager....at VERYWESTHAM we are starting a campaign to install Julian Dicks as new national team manager - whatever else, the team won't bow out with a mere whimper like in their last two tournaments, and let's face it, after dealing with West Ham's Ladies team he's got just as much experience as some of the suggested candidates.