Sunday 12 May 2013

Happy Hammers bid farewell to ‘miserable’ Moyes

Just when the Hammers felt that they had nothing left to play for, up pops soon-to-be a red Be-elzebubbian David ‘dour’ Moyes with a farewell gig that provides the ideal opportunity for the Hammers to avenge 11 years of disappointment at grim Goodison Park.

Rumour has it that Big Sam has adorned the changing rooms down at Chadwell Heath with pictures of the nonsense that has been served upon our Hammers heroes over the years…

Rumour has it that the curse of Goodison began with the outrageous sending off of Ludek Miklosko in 1995 that required Julian Dicks to occupy the goals, then there was Di Canio’s ‘fair’ play award, ironically achieved against a side that have enjoyed more than good fortune in their clashes with the Bubbles boys over the years

And this season provided yet more damning evidence of witchcraft or similar tomfoolery with the stooped dismissal of Carlton Cole that totally changed the corresponding fixture earlier in the season…


No doubt,  the Everton camp will miss their charismatic leader…

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