The West Ham management team were left speechless after the recent trip to Goodison Park for the annual defeat to Everton. A clearly upset and openly emotional Sam Allardyce sobbed as he was interviewed…..”this is the worst annihilation of a West Ham team since Hugo and Lily took into the vintage Subbuteo side after mistaking them for a box of fairy cakes”. “The players never stood a chance – exposed to that wicked locking jaw mechanism”.
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Meanwhile, Hammers spirits will be raised by the incredibly generous offer of Andy Carroll to take a cut in his 90K a week salary next season but will perhaps be disappointed that this is with the intention of rejoining his beloved Toon rather than prolong his East London adventure. Andy has opted to stop watering the garden with champagne as a simple means of bridging the gap.
In better news, Hammers have already signed a new midfield playmaker for next season.