The arrival of Austrian international Marko Arnautovic for a club record £24 million fee is a real signal of intent by West Ham. With Javier Hernandez due to undergo a medical in the coming days. Things look rosy in the Hammers garden!
But already there are uncertainties as to the appropriate nickname for our new talent...should it be 'Arnie' after his famous bodybuilding countryman, which in turn might impinge upon the territory of Hammers legend Julian 'Terminator Dicks? Maybe we could just call him 'Vic' with the readymade Department S chant on offer? Or maybe in anticipation of some of the shenanigans that characterised his earlier career we might follow the tabloids example and call him 'Mad Marko'. Let's hope the latter is not needed.
And then there's the issue of his squad number. Arnautovic prefers the number 10 but that has become owned by Manny Lanzini. Maybe Arnautovic might take number 4 from the departed Havard Nordtveit? Or, given the likelihood that Arnautovic's arrival will hasten the exit of Sofiane Feghouli, maybe he should wait for the number 7 to become vacant?
Or maybe he might bring the number 27 back into the equation? Maybe...
marko polo
ReplyDeleteWhat about 'throw your arms in the air mardarse', that would be apt. Trust me, you will learn. He is potentially an amazing player but too needy to be a team player, I think you will be giving him grief by chrimbo. Good luck with him though, if he's good, he's very good. About 45 mins a month though, good luck for the season
ReplyDeleteLet's see how he plays first
ReplyDeleteIf plays well, the T-1000
ReplyDeleteWhat about Marko Money Grabber?
ReplyDeleteHow about Marked Out of It
ReplyDeleteThe agency follows a strict selection procedure and each and every female interested in joining us need to meet the essential conditions and fulfill the eligibility criteria. Female Escorts in Surat we have and There is a long list of elite customers who has blind faith in us. It is because of the uncompromising terms and conditions that we strictly follow to ensure highest level of privacy. Check our other Services...
ReplyDeleteFemale Escorts in Surat
Female Escorts in Surat
Female Escorts in Surat
Female Escorts in Surat
Female Escorts in Udaipur