Showing posts with label Borussia Munchengladbach. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Borussia Munchengladbach. Show all posts

Sunday, 13 March 2016

Have West Ham Signed a Terrifying Sadist?



As news filters in that West Ham have agreed a free-transfer signing of Norwegian international Havard Nordtveit from Bundesliga outfit Borussia Munchengladbach, fans are trying to find out as much as possible about the 25year old midfielder.

Known for his defensive attributes, Nordtveit prefers a deeper position in front of the back four but also has an impressive range of passes in his armamentarium. With 24 caps for Norway, he could make a perfect partner for the more attack minded Martin Samuelsen who has impressed during his loan periods this season and may well be ready to move up to the first team next year.

With just three yellow cards in 30-odd appearances this season, Nordtveit looks to have good discipline while his remarkable similarity in appearance to the terrifying cruel Ramsey Bolton of Game of Thrones fame will surely have opposition defences running scared!

Meanwhile, rumours as to further Game of thrones 'collaborations' are growing with the news that first team coach Edin Terzic has just returned from filming of the new series where he is thought to play the part of Loras Tyrell.


 

Saturday, 12 March 2016

Hammers Sign the New Gunter Netzer


West Ham's preparations for Champion's League action next season continue with the announcement of a deal to bring Norwegian midfield ace Havard Nordtveit to the club on a free transfer at the end of the season.

The 25 year old was at Arsenal for three years as a teenager and has been a key element of a resurgent
Borussia Munchengladbach side for the past five years and compared to the famous BMG midfielder Gunter Netzer.

Netzer is recognised as one of the greatest midfielders of all time and remembered for his classic entrance as an extra time substitute in the 1973 German cup final where he decided himself that it was time for a substitution and as he startd to unzip his tracksuit 'instructed' the bemused BMG manager "i am ready to play now".

He scored 2 minutes later as Borussia seized a cup and league double!

Good luck to Nordtveit if he tries that stunt with SuperSlav!

Welcome to the happiest club in the world Havard!