Bob described how he spent long hours in front of the bathroom mirror in his bedsit in Slough perfecting a variety of pretentious facial expressions including the ‘deeply pensive’ to the ‘disingenuously disaffected’ looks that have become Wenger trademarks . These seemed to fool the gullible North Londoners and then all he had to do was find a team; “At first i played safe using fantasy football stats from the French League and it worked a treat because English players were so talentless at that time - we couldn’t stop winning trophies!”
However, Bob revealed how things then started to turn sour “ I think that some of the senior players rumbled that my accent was fake and that I never spoke in actual French – I realised that Vieira and Henry had to go! Luckily the rest of the squad were too self-absorbed to notice my shortcomings or the departure of the more intelligent members of the squad”. But the problems soon re-emerged as the new breed swopped sex addiction for alcoholism as their preferred vice and soon brought a new type of shame upon the club. "Unfortunately, i then got too ambitious and started using my own judgement - bringing in players because they looked like typical Arsenal 'types' with disastrous results such as Arshavin, Chamakh and Elneny”.
As things have continued to fall apart, Waddlesworth has been forced to try increasingly desperate ploys to direct attentions away from his poor stewardship“ At the start of this year I realised that as we haven't won anything for years that it was becoming inevitable that i would be found out, so i decided to create a distraction by coming out with all this 'retirement is death' bolloxology – if there’s one thing that I have learned over all these years it’s that the Gooners of Middle Arse are gullible!"
Bob said that he is relieved to have finally come clean and is now looking forward to getting back to watching his boyhood idols at Crystal Palace. “At least normal folk can afford to get into matches down there – not like all that overpriced bourgeois crap at Arsenal – it’s all fur coat and no kecks”Ideal for those chilly evenings down at the Emirates: Kecks optional
In response ahead of tonight's big clash, West Ham manager Slaven Bilic commented " Arsenal are at a low ebb - we can take them but expect plenty of whinging afterwards from Widdlewaddle-Wenger or whatever he's called now about 'excessive physicality' and the likes "
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With Arsenal depleted by a series of injuries that are almost in the same league as those at West Ham, the Gooners are likely to be short on confidence and should readily succumb to a hungry West Ham side. With their only decent centre back out (Kocielny) Andy Carroll is relishing the opportunity to dominate up front. With Michail Antonio likely to return to add muscle and pace up front along with the possibility that Diafra Sakho might make an appearance from the bench, the Hammers suddenly look dangerous up top. Whether their second line defence with Collins and Fonte (combined age 66years) are able to handle Arsenal's lively offence is the issue that will be key to determining the outcome.
We predict a 2-1 away victory - with Big Andy scoring one and creating chaos for the second.
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