Wednesday, 24 January 2018

Totally Tired...Farewell Mr Smith....true genius

Mark Edward Smith
1957 – 2018


We expected you to go on forever, but in the end you'd given it your all. Who else can honestly say that they have never compromised, ever!

Can you ever forget him reading the footie results: "West Ham United 1H"

Or when he accused Shearer, Owen and Mr Crisp ('the shirt brigade') of shopping together, like a bunch of policemen 😅😂🤣

A proper funny man, always perfectly out of tune.

RIP.

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