If the phone don't ring, you'll know its me!

Its all love before the war as Slaven Bilic and Jose Mourinho have been sending eachother love messages all week.

Bilic has come out as a big fan of the special one, while Jose has issued a 'come and get me big boy' challenge by suggesting that he believes that they could be "good friends"!

All of which is very well but with their club allegiances any coming together would surely be of Montague and Capulet proportions.

With Hammers fans having discovered the power of country music using the Billy Ray Cyrus 'classic' Achy Breaky Heart as the backdrop for the new Dimitri Payet tribute song, VERYWESTHAM has compiled a handy list of othr country  classics that fans might consider using for future songs...

Enjoy sensibly!

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye (Stewart Downing)

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? (Modi Maiga)

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. (Morgan Amalfitano)

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win (err....upstairs perhaps)

I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy (the indecipherable talent that is Ravel Morrison)

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)(Allardici)

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus (any of the team after the Bournemouth game)

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him (hopefully to never apply to our new genius, Mr Payet)

Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill (Julian Dicks)

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft (Arsene Wenger on the Jenks loan)

Thank God And Greyhound (S)he's Gone (Kevin Nolan)

They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out (Our buoyant development squaddies)

I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here (amazingly, no appropriate use just now!)

Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't (Andy Carroll)